Monuments&Melodies

the-beauty-of-words-blog:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

sevenplusfour:

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hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

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imjustonekid:

do you ever keyboard smash

like: galsimvaklrer

and think

no that doesn’t look right

and so you erase it and try again

laskdfjaasdf

ah yes that’s how im feeling now

OMFG YES

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lavenderlabia:

formlessforce:

The funniest thing in the world is straight guys who hit on random women they don’t know but have this indignant fear that a gay man is going to hit on them.

Like, they’re aware of how uncomfortable unwanted advances from strangers are, but are somehow too stupid to see the irony that they do to women what they’re afraid gay men will do to them.

Bunch of A+ dudes.

“Homophobia: the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.”

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cangaydian:

best description of my life right now

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lampfaced:

silverlynxcat:

onelifetimee:

Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) 

I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged than usual.

I’m dying with laughter.

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padalacki:

please either stop being so attractive or make out with me it is your choice

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loveatfirstphil:

nevver:

Giant heads

My laptop literally fell on my face when i saw this

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

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